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Dear my loved and cherished Son,
We no longer require your services do to the recession and we are currently downsizing in your department. We specifically have come to notice that your chore salary is an expenditure in which we can no longer sustain. We are very sorry and thank you for your effort in that area. If you would so could kindly hand over your chore sheet to Jose Melendez the little boy next door who has agreed to do the same amount of work a year for a one time food allowance it would be appreciated.
We would also like to regretfully inform you, since most of your teachers have been laid off of their jobs and this may cause you to most likey be spending more time at home; we are unable to support your current living arrangment in the locatioin of your bedroom. We will need you to vacate that immediately so that we may rent that space out. Not all is at a loss though. We have agreed to allow you the use of the hall linen closet as your new home with proper rent and deposit.
Unfortunately we will be in need for your rent and deposit of said linen closet. However seeing that you have no prior rental history or employment at this present time we will have to deny any application you submit to our household. Since you will be leaving the household we have decided to give you a parting gift of ten dollars for your tenth birthday. We wish you luck in your endeavours.
Respectfully and with love,
Dad & Mom
PS: I apologize for the loss of the cat you loved so much. Since you have not been paying on its shelter or food we took it back and used it as payment to cover your yearly chores.
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